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86 Ways to know if you are Chinese!
1. You look like you are 18.你看起来好像才18岁。
2.You like to eat chicken feet.
3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins.
4.You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.
5.You sing karaoke.
6.Your house is covered with tile.
7.Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film ofgrease.
8.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
9.You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.
10.You'venever kissed your mom or dad.
11.You've never hugged your mom or dad.
12.Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.
13.You wear contacts, to avoid wearing your "coke bottle glasses".
14.You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade.
15.Your hair sticks up when you wake up.
16.You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable.
17.You love to use coupons.
18.You drive around looking for the cheapestpetrol.
19.You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.
20.Youtake showers at night.
21.You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms.
22.You don't mind squeezing 20 people into one motel room.
23.Most girls have more body hair than you, if you are male.
24.You tap the table when someone pours tea for you.
25.You say "Aiya!" and "Wah!" frequently.
26.You don't want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.
27.You love Las Vegas,slot machines, and black jack.
28.You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can reuse the paper.
29.You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
30.Youhave a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
31.You spit bones and other food craps on the table.That's why youneed the vinyl tablecloth.
32.You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.
33.You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
34.You have never used your dishwasher.
35.You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
36.You eat all meals in the kitchen.
37.You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.
38.You have a piano in your living room.
39.You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).
40.You twirl your pen around your fingers.
41.You hate to waste food.
42.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftoverchicken wing.
43.You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefullyrinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
44.You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses.
45.You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every timeyou stay in a hotel.
46.You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel(travel means any carride longer than 15 minutes).These snacks are always dried and include driedplums, mango, and squid.
47.You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.
48.Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
49.The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys.
50.Youdon't use measuring cups.
51.You beat eggs with chopsticks.
52.You have a teacup with a cover on it.
53.You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since callinginformation costs 50 cents.
54.You only make long distance calls after 11 pm.
55.If you are male, you clap at something funny and if you are female, yougiggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth.
56.You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions.
57.You love Chinese Martial Arts films.
58.You've learnt some form of martial arts.
59.Shaolin actually means something to you.
60.Youlike congee with thousand-year-old eggs.
61.You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
62.You never call your parents just to say hi.
63.If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten,even if it's midnight.
64.When you're sick, your parents tell you not to eat fried foods or bakedgoods due to yeet hay.
当你病了的时候,你父母要你不吃油炸食品和烤的东西,因为“热气”。（yeet hay 粤语发音）
65.You know what yeet hay is.
66.You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you are only 10 feetapart.