曾铮文集
[主页]->[独立中文笔会]->[曾铮文集]->[當唐僧遭遇媒體……What Happens When You Fight Fake News?]
曾铮文集
·视频:澳洲的的马与中国的人
·《九评》点中中共死穴
·视频:澳洲及西方如何处理办公室恋情
·视频:澳洲版三峡工程的命运
·视频:从排污交易看民主决策
·“返乡的单程票”
·视频:澳洲的色情犯与中国的杨佳
·视频:澳媒报道奥运看穿开幕式“玄机”
·澳洲国庆日话“澳洲精神”
·视频:中国造月亮即将并着陆
·视频:秋江水冷鸭先知
·澳门赌王在澳洲“豪赌”引发的争议及联想
·视频:选民用脚投票 澳政坛“变天”时代到来
·雷鸣般掌声中,关贵敏对我的“伏击”
·盛世大国崛起 最令人毛骨悚然世界第一
·视频:比比中澳两国的义务教育
·视频:澳洲政坛新贵、“史上最富”自由党领袖坦博
·视频:澳洲是否会陷入美国式经济危机
·中鋁收購澳礦業巨頭為何阻力重重?
·神韵在美国有多震撼 眼见为实!中英 视频
·春晚小品更新囧版(视频)
·视频:悉尼奥运村盘活项目引发的争议
·“地狱烈火”熔炼澳洲精神
·
·望“全球的人们”立即执行凤凰台“砖家”的建议
·“身在福中不知福”的澳洲人
·视频:瞧瞧人家的“问责”
·视频:赵本山宋丹丹新小品《下岗工人谈两会》
·想移民澳洲的看过来——陷赤字危机 澳“关国门”保就业
·组图:纽约.圣诞节
·中铝公司在澳大利亚的“游说”之旅
·视频:中国能救澳洲吗?
·为77元锒铛入狱的首名澳联邦大法官
·视频:此报告非彼报告
·视频:中国留学生坠楼身亡案
·陆克文的“中共泥潭”
·视频:澳洲社会的离婚及孩子“共同抚养”问题
·从未公开过的数据!——大陆还有多少人在炼法轮功?
·视频:澳总理陆克文执政周年“小结”
·中共利用心理学家迫害法轮功的铁证
·视频:悉尼歌剧院及其设计者之“世纪恩仇”
·视频:澳警击葬少年会引发骚乱吗?
·难民船外海爆炸 引发澳政坛风暴
·等了九年的公开退党声明
·视频:望子成龙缘何招致“飞来横祸”?
·视频:澳洲与中国的真假精神病
·澳媒揭央视地震周年节目虚伪内幕
·视频:由两岁儿童“狂涮”艺术界想到的
·视频:中国民工返乡的“单程票”
·视频:澳洲国庆日与澳洲精神
·对中共威胁 澳军事战略重大转变
·视频:澳门赌王澳洲“豪赌”之争议与联想
·视频:地铁烈火熔炼澳洲精神
·Remembering Tiananmen
·图片游记:墨尔本到悉尼自驾游(一)
·图片游记:墨尔本到悉尼自驾游(二)
·图片游记:墨尔本到悉尼自驾游(三)
·澳洲新预算案之“看点”
·图片游记:墨尔本到悉尼自驾游(四)
·视频:中铝收购力拓为何阻力重重
·视频:“身在福中不知福”的澳洲人
·视频:中铝公司在澳大利亚的游说之旅
·如果这样的调查发生在中国……
·视频:陷赤字危机 澳减移民保就业
·视频:为77元锒铛入狱的首名澳联邦大法官
·视频:澳洲总理陆克文的“中共泥潭”
·视频:难民船外海爆炸 引发澳政坛风暴
·视频:应对中共军事威胁 澳国防战略重大转变
·视频:澳媒揭央视地震周年节目虚伪内幕
·视频:澳洲新预算案之“看点”
·澳洲国防部长下台之“中共因素”
·力拓“间谍门”震惊全澳
·“卡车门”到底伤了谁?
·好文转载:孙延军:顶着镇压的拯救
·神秘献金来自何方?
·一样腐败 两种光景
·The Origin of Mysterious Australian Donations
·十一期间行人交通管理紧急通知!!!
·澳洲人对中国的好感为何下降?
·世界人权日,曾铮应邀发表演讲
·澳洲与中国:一样腐败 两种后果
·中共活摘法轮功学员器官新证据(上)
·从优昙婆罗花谈起
·A Triumph of Spirit: A Woman’s Plight to Expose Injustice in China
·从追查国际最新公告谈起
· 中共活摘法轮功学员器官新证据(下)
·澳洲紐省大選專訪隨筆——澳洲紐省大選專訪隨筆
·三十年爱国梦断
·重贴旧文-CHINA IN 2008
·正被“党的喉舌”吞噬著的海外中文媒体
·谈《围剿》
·谈追查国际发布的录像片
·我在澳洲审命案
·“好人多的地方”
·獨家:911紀念館設計者談設計思想
·世貿中心的瞬間感動——新唐人採訪手記(1)
·卡恩究竟干了没有?—— 新唐人采访手记(2)
·亲历纽约艾琳飓风——新唐人采访手记(3)
·视频:中國沒有喬布斯 是否有華爾街
·曾铮作客新唐人〈热点互动〉直播:誰是貪官?誰是奸商?
·王立军到底有无将活摘证据交予美国?
[列出本栏目所有内容]
欢迎在此做广告
當唐僧遭遇媒體……What Happens When You Fight Fake News?

   (中文是我從網上抄的,英文是我翻譯的。The above was picked and translated by Jennifer from online content in Chinese. )
   
   1. Monk Tang Sanzang (in case you don’t know, he is the master of Monkey King from the famous novel “Journey to the West”) finished the endeavor of obtaining Buddhist sacred texts from India. As soon as he landed in Beijing, journalists asked:”What’s your opinion regarding the three accompany girls in Beijing? (Jennifer’s note: “three accompany girls” in China refer to girls who offer accompany services when you eat, drink or go out. It is commonly understood that sex services are usually included.) Monk Tang Sanzang asked in surprise, “Are there also three accompany girls in Beijing?” Immediately the following news breaks: “Monk Tang Arrives in Beijing, and Immediately Inquires Whether There Are Three Accompany Girls.”
   1,唐僧取經回北京才下飛機,記者問:你對三陪小姐有何看法?唐僧很吃驚:北京也有三陪小姐?記者第二天登報《唐僧飛抵北京,開口便問有無三陪》
   2. Journalists asked Monk Tang, “What’s your opinion about girls offering sex services?” Monk Tang replied, “Not interested!” The next day the headline goes like this:” Monk Tang’s Requirement for Night Life is High. Local Sex Workers Left in the Cold.”


   2,記者問唐僧:你對三陪問題有何看法?唐僧:不感興趣!記者第二天登報《唐僧夜間娛樂要求高,本地三陪小姐遭冷遇》
   3. Journalists asked Monk Tang, “Do you have any opinions regarding ‘three accompany girls’?” Monk Tang asked angrily, “What on earth is this three accompany four accompany and five accompany? I know nothing!” The next day the headline goes like this:”Three Accompany Girls Can Hardly Satisfy Monk Tang, Who Demands Four Accompany and Five Accompany Girls.”
   3,記者問唐僧,你對三陪小姐有沒有看法?唐僧很生氣:什麼三陪四陪五陪的?不知道!記者第二天登報《三陪已難滿足唐僧,四陪五陪方能過癮》
   4. Journalist again asked Monk Tang questions; and Monk Tang refused to respond. The next day the headline goes: “Confronted with the Three Accompany Girls Question, Monk Tang Cannot Offer a Response.”
   4,記者後來再問唐僧,唐僧不發言。記者第二天登報《面對三陪問題,唐僧無言以對》
   5. Monk Tang became very angry and said to the journalist, “I will sue you in court for writing fake news!” The next day the headline goes,”Monk Tang Extremely Angry Because of Three Accompany Girls”
   5,唐僧大怒,對記者說,這麼亂寫,我去法院告你!記者第二天登報《唐僧一怒為三陪》
   6. Monk Tang was so angry that he really went to court and sued the journalist. On the next day, all the newspapers reported that “The Court Is Going to Hear The Case regarding Monk Tang and the Three Accompany Girls.” Upon reading these reports, Monk Tang knocked his head against the wall and killed himself as a result.
   6,唐僧氣急之下,將記者告到法庭。媒體爭相報導《法庭將審理唐僧三陪小姐案》,唐僧看後撞墻而死。
(2017/02/10 发表)
blog comments powered by Disqus

©Boxun News Network All Rights Reserved.
所有栏目和文章由作者或专栏管理员整理制作,均不代表博讯立场