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BURMA-缅甸风云
·缅甸事件已呈请联合国安理会干涉
·A CALL FOR UN SECURITY COUNCIL TO ACT IN BURMA
·缅甸华族致函中国驻联合国安理会常任代表团
·Burma's Chinese Appeal to PR China's Permanent Mission to UN Security
·缅甸克钦邦停战组织之内讧
·No More Peace for Burma's Peace Groups
·缅甸华族致函英国:呼吁联合国安理会干预缅甸
·Burma's Chinese Call England for the UN Security Council to Act in Burma
·SDU敦促安理会干涉威胁和平的缅甸
·SDU’ s STATEMENT On “Threat To The Peace: A Call For The UN Security Council To Act in Burma”
·安理会、军政府、民主力量、众民族力量、缅甸华族
·Burmese case at the UNSC: A Silver Lining
·来世不要这地狱!
·NEVER SUCH HELL IN NEXT LIFE!
·缅甸政党纷纷声援"报告书" (续)
·Endorsements from Burma's Democracy & Ethnic Forces (continue)
·欧盟的缅甸战略
·An EU strategy for Burma ?
·Annihilate Burma’s Poverty & Inequality
·消灭缅甸的贫穷与不平等
·美国国防专家看中缅关系
·Beckoning Burma
·缅甸搬迁军政总部与核能基地
·Burma Nuke Plant: Plains to Hills
·貌强:缅甸民主社团上书荷兰外交部
·貌强 :BDC-NL Appeals Dutch Government for Burma Issue
·寻找中国的同情与支持
·貌强: Seek China's Support
·缅甸国内外情势的阴阳转化
·貌强: Burma's Situation and Taiji's Yin & Yang
·布什会见缅甸掸族巾帼英雄蔷冬
·貌强:Bush met Charm Tong, The Shan Heroine of Burma
·貌强:A Burmese Confesses to Oppressed Ethnic People & My Comment
·貌强:一缅族向众原住民忏悔与我的答评
·Win教授、洋学者、貌强座谈缅甸问题
·貌强:Prof. Win's An Attempt on Jigsaw Puzzle
·貌强:缅甸将军们为保权而一意孤行
·貌强: SDU & USA Condemn Burmese Junta’s Sentence on 8 Shan Leaders
·缅甸迁都:惧美?内战?风水?禳灾?
·貌强:Capital Moves to Pyinmana, WHY?
·世界对缅甸的看法
·貌强:How The World Views Burma’s Junta ?
·貌强:Master In Civil War & Disintegrating
·貌强:缅甸内战与分化高手
·貌强:Discussion on Contemporary Situation in Shan State with Sai Wansai of SDU
·貌强:与赛万赛谈掸邦现状
·貌强:Shan State Army Is Against Racial Hatred & Union Disintegration
·貌强: 众停战组织反对种族仇恨与联邦分裂
·貌强:Burmese Echos to UNSC Briefing On Burma
·貌强:安理会的缅甸简报与反响
·貌强:缅甸制宪国民大会又续开了!
·貌强:Burma Re-opens National Convention
·貌强:缅甸联邦宪法起草委员会FCGCC告人民书
·貌强:Press Release by Federal Constitution Drafting & Coordinating Committee-Union of Burma (FCDCC)
·貌强:缅甸新社会民主党DPNS与记者谈话
·貌强:Burmese DPNS ’s Press Conference
·Shan-EU: Time for ASEAN and UN to act in tandem
·赛万赛与貌强谈: 缅甸年终现状
·貌强:缅甸众土族委员会ENC欢迎东盟的呼吁
·貌强:ENC Statement 6/2005 =Welcome ASEAN’s EFFORD
·貌强:Sai Wansai & Maung Chan Talk about Burma’s Situation
·缅甸制宪大会与停战集团、和平集团、抗争力量
·貌强: The Struggle Between the Junta and Its broad Opponents
·貌强:缅甸的“无声杀戮场”
·貌强:Burma's Silent Killing Fields
·貌强: 中国边民遭缅军射杀
·貌强:Poor Border Chinese Shot Dead by Burma Army
·貌强:“人民”“人民”,缅甸将军假汝名而独裁!
·貌强:The Fascist Generals using “ people’s name ” to oppress people
·貌强 :第七届旅欧缅甸人民论坛
·貌强:The 7th. Burmese Forum In Europe
·貌强:棒喝缅甸将军们要以史为鉴
·貌强:Military Dictatorship vs. Colonialism
·貌强:翻开2006年新一页!
·貌强:Turning A New Page/Enter 2006!
·貌强: Mong Tai Army’s Surrender & Restoration of Shan State
·掸邦军重建掸邦的成败得失
·貌强:Arch Usurper of State Power and People's Wealth
·缅甸窃国大盗
·奉劝缅甸将军们:诸恶莫犯,诸善奉行
·貌强:Good Deeds Will Be Rewarded and Evil Punished
·欧洲决续慈善捐助缅甸艾滋病患民
·貌强:European Plans to Re-donors AIDS Help to Burma
·貌强:Only Democracy & Real Federalism Can Rescue Burma!
·停止内战,反对分裂,建立真正联邦制!
·貌强:Editorial: Shan State and Union of Burma
·掸邦与缅甸联邦的恩恩怨怨
·缅甸各邦各族人民纪念“联邦节”
·貌强:Burma’s States & People Celebrate “Union Day”
·貌强:Burmese Generals! Return to the Right Path!
·将军们! 放下屠刀,立功补过 !
·貌强:Statement of Concern by Burma's Chinese
·缅甸华族也关注欧盟的缅甸政策
·缅甸建军节
·泰国清迈大学2007年AEIOU寒季奖学金招生
·同林老师悠游威尔斯与温莎堡
·带林老师悠游海牙
·带林老师悠游阿姆斯特丹
·与林老师对饮茅台酒
·同林老师追忆中国援缅远征军
·与林老师谈昂山与吴素:
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父亲节另版笑活

   
   貌强 Maung Chan (缅甸华族)
   
   在父親節,東莞美女其实仅email給飛哥哥們六字真言:
   笑活一天一妻!


   
   飛哥哥們嘻皮笑脸回依妹(email):
   妙想夫開!
   
   东莞美女嬌滴滴复电邮:
   夫呀!夫大笑活!
   二人抬嬌奔月宫!
   半边夫敬启
   
   名画家郑板桥游山玩水正好路过,赫然目睹正室夫人们指着电邮,正左右开弓搧了飞哥哥们几记响亮耳光。
   于是郑板桥信口念道:“瓜州的剪子,镇江的刀,如皋的钉耙,海安的锹”。
   
   以上父亲节笑活另版,普天之下的父親們又笑眯眯静听,然后又哈哈哈哈開懷大笑——个个在父亲节又笑痛了啤酒大肚腩。
   
   请敬听父亲节的父亲们“仙人指路”“指点迷津”:
   1.“笑活”是“笑话”——正体字“話”之“言”旁,简体字写得潦草就变三点水。
   2.“一天一妻”是“一夫一妻”——“夫”写得太快,乌龟缩了头而成了“天”。
   3.“妙想夫开”是“妙想天开” ——“夫”被斩首示众了。
   4.“夫呀!夫大笑话”是“天呀!天大笑话”——正室夫人们就因天大误会(夫大误会),才痛打夫君“陈世美”的。
   5. “半边夫”呢?别一误再误!是“天”出头了。其实是“半边天”——毛泽东专指天下妇女。
   大男人主义们老以为黄脸婆老靠大丈夫过日子——其实老娘们自最红最红的红太阳时代起,就拥有半壁江山了!
   6.两人抬娇奔月宫——二人抬娇(轿)不就是“天”吗?,奔月宫当然要冲上天,因而“天”破而成“夫”了!
   7.别小看半边“天”!她们打江山、定江山、坐江山——自解放以来,就稳坐“夫人”宝座高高在上了!
   8.大丈“夫”一旦垂头丧气,就成乌龟缩头——降级为小丈“天”了。但他的宝贝儿子鲤鱼翻身,又一跃而为人中之王——谁不知道他名叫“天子”!
   
   现在谈到“瓜州的剪子,镇江的刀,如皋的钉耙,海安的锹”了——这些都是地方名特产,都是好铁久炼成钢的!
   不知道钢铁是怎么炼成的吗?
   呵呵!郑板桥是在对着正室夫人们翘起大拇指,大赞三声:
   打得好!*****
   不打不成器!*****
   钢铁就是这样炼成的!*****
   五星级三大赞语呢!
   
   
   
(2014/06/19 发表)
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